love or lust?

so kyle and i were watching the history channel and i learned something that i would have never ever thought...not even if i was trying to think weird thoughts. the show discussed many humorous things but the funniest, or funniest to me, topic was the topic of limbs.
apparently, research shows that it was so long believed that men were so tempted by legs, "limbs" as they were called, that the mere sight of them would send a man into a sex crazed fit. no "limbs" were safe; even the legs on furniture were said to cause a man to lust. all limbs were to be covered, from legs on a woman's body the the legs on the dining room table, to help keep a man's thoughts pure.
thus the creation of a tablecloth.






we do not have any tablecloths in our house and that explains so much...